Seen it all before...

You know when you go to the doctor with certain body parts, and to appease your dignity, they might say "don't worry, I've seen it all before." Well. Guess what sexy. So have we.

We really don't care if your cock sways to the left
We don't worry if you are cross eyed
We will never laugh if you have a lisp
We won't roll our eyes if you have a nervous tick
We don't mind if you have a colostomy bag
We will help you get dressed if you are other wise abled

We have seen it all before.

We don't care if you are extremely handsome
We don't care if you have dreamy eyes
We don't care if your voice has a southern drawl
We don't care if you have abs of steel
We don't care if your cock is the size of your forearm.

We have seen it all before.

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