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How to be a "Favourite Client"


  1. Always communicate politely, from initial contact, through the duration of your appointment and saying farewell at the door
  2. Be on time, not early or late, this is how we can assure your discretion
  3. Smell amazing, the cleaner you are the closer we get
  4. Be nice about other working ladies, don't gossip about them in our time together
  5. Never assume we will do such and such because so and so does or did that one time at band camp
  6. Appreciate our boundaries and rules regarding health and safety - they are there for a reason, they are all good reasons
  7. If you cannot make a confirmed appointment, let us know at your earliest convenience 
  8. Pay fee happily upon arrival with no qualms about price
  9. Do of course be interested in us, but don't ask us personal questions, we are not there to be interrogated 
  10. If you want to try something, tell us! 
  11. If you don't want to do something, tell us!
  12. Remember we are professionals and have your balls in our hands

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