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How to REALLY go down on a Woman


The Do List (in no real particular order)
  • Ensure your mouth is moist, a dry mouth will not encourage smooth licks
  • Kiss your lady's inner thighs
  • Look appreciatively at her womanly bits
  • Breathe in her sexiness
  • Smile and kiss her gently 
  • Run your wet tongue slowly up her pussy
  • And run it back down
  • Use the flat of your tongue
  • Use the tip of your tongue
  • Draw her clit into your mouth and suck on it gently 
  • Hold her hands under her bottom
  • Worship her body
  • Trace your fingers over her thighs 
  • Listen to her breathing
  • Kiss, lick, suck, repeat
  • Run your mouth over her pussy without your tongue, just your lips
  • Tell her she tastes and smells amazing

The Do NOT List 
  • Bite
  • Suck on clit super hard
  • Push your stubble against her 
  • Spit onto or into her huha 
  • Use fingers without permission

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