Musings of Independent Escort, Amanda Jameson

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People are funny aren't they? I am not sure if it is because we are more often than not, raised to be polite. But it appears some people, perhaps myself included at times, are not that savvy at accepting compliments. Is it a self esteem thing? I don't think so. I know what I am good at, I know what I am not so good at! My compliments are complimentary. They are sincere. I don't want anything from you, I am not kissing your arse! I am not complimenting you in the hopes I get one back. I am simply sharing an observation with you which just happens to be positive and in your favour. Who me?! S/he squeaks. Yes you. Couldn't be. Then who?! All you have to do, if anything, is say thank you. Often a response when complimenting someone, "I bet you say that to everyone!" Certainly not. I do not believe being disingenuous does anyone any favours. Should you receive a compliment from me, you can be sure that I mean it. I am just as likely to tell...

When I was younger version of myself I was an athlete. Believe it or not. I was amazing. Operative word being 'was'. Prior to any race, be it sprinting or my favourite, the good old 1500m (being what us Kiwis are famous for), I would have a swirl of butterflies in my tummy. People have never scared me. Fear of failure or success did. (Analyse this...) I hated it. I loved running though. And I knew once the initial "eeeeek!" sensation prior to a race would be quashed due to the race commencing; the butterflies would magically fly away. I would think later, "I can't believe I was so anxious about that!" It was fine. No one died. And typically I won. Now. As I understand that feeling, perhaps this is why I am so empathetic when it comes to clients mentioning they are nervous. I am the first person to say "it's just me! Honestly there is nothing to be nervous about." (I am nothing if not humble and down to earth) but it's not...

The Do List (in no real particular order) Ensure your mouth is moist, a dry mouth will not encourage smooth licks Kiss your lady's inner thighs Look appreciatively at her womanly bits Breathe in her sexiness Smile and kiss her gently  Run your wet tongue slowly up her pussy And run it back down Use the flat of your tongue Use the tip of your tongue Draw her clit into your mouth and suck on it gently  Hold her hands under her bottom Worship her body Trace your fingers over her thighs  Listen to her breathing Kiss, lick, suck, repeat Run your mouth over her pussy without your tongue, just your lips Tell her she tastes and smells amazing The Do NOT List  Bite Suck on clit super hard Push your stubble against her  Spit onto or into her huha  Use fingers without permission

You know when you go to the doctor with certain body parts, and to appease your dignity, they might say "don't worry, I've seen it all before." Well. Guess what sexy. So have we. We really don't care if your cock sways to the left We don't worry if you are cross eyed We will never laugh if you have a lisp We won't roll our eyes if you have a nervous tick We don't mind if you have a colostomy bag We will help you get dressed if you are other wise abled We have seen it all before. We don't care if you are extremely handsome We don't care if you have dreamy eyes We don't care if your voice has a southern drawl We don't care if you have abs of steel We don't care if your cock is the size of your forearm. We have seen it all before.

Always communicate politely, from initial contact, through the duration of your appointment and saying farewell at the door Be on time, not early or late, this is how we can assure your discretion Smell amazing, the cleaner you are the closer we get Be nice about other working ladies, don't gossip about them in our time together Never assume we will do such and such because so and so does or did that one time at band camp Appreciate our boundaries and rules regarding health and safety - they are there for a reason, they are all good reasons If you cannot make a confirmed appointment, let us know at your earliest convenience  Pay fee happily upon arrival with no qualms about price Do of course be interested in us, but don't ask us personal questions, we are not there to be interrogated  If you want to try something, tell us!  If you don't want to do something, tell us! Remember we are professionals and have your balls in our hands

Funny comments some of us working gals are privy to and our thoughts ... Him: How long have you been doing this for? Escort: Oh about 5 minutes Him: I promise I won't bite Escort: I might! Him:I want the PSE Escort: Hold on and buckle up Also him: Slow down! What's the hurry!! Him: Got any toys? Escort: pulls out a yoyo Him: Why don't u do Greek? Escort: It's not my cup of tea Him: I want to make you cum! Escort: I'm already here! Him: Your photos don't do you justice ! Escort: Looks up, smiles and thanks goodness they don't do too much... Him: You are going to make me cum! Escort: Oh (smiles devilishly) Him: Too late... hey! You did that on purpose Escort: Oh! (Polishes imaginary halo) Him: You are going to make me cum! Escort: Oh (smiles innocently) Him: Hey! Too late you did that on purpose Escort: (Devil horns) Escort:Take your towel off Escort: It's easier if we are naked Escort: Why are you wearing your underpant...

I'm moving my blog off my website and onto blogger, so will be archiving all of my stuff ... then I will delete this here post as you will know where to find me .... ;-)

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Over the numerous years of my career, I have noted some tings. The steady phase of sexual activities which seemingly become a trend of the moment. Years ago the trend, the "thing to do" on many clients bucket list, was anal.  Then doubles. Then triples. Then strap on. Then golden showers. Then foot fetish. Then anal play. Then doubles. Then squirting.... and it is sort of like fashion. It keeps recycling itself.  Which I find fascinating. Now, we can assume the current trend of porn could be a heavy influencer of this, but perhaps it is also forums. And general chit chat. Perhaps putting the idea in people's heads. "Ooh I haven't done that! I must do that too." A while ago a forum I am a part of, had a thread about fingering women.  That week nearly every client, yes nearly EVERY client, wanted to vigorously finger my huha. I am not a prude by any terms but that was fucking annoying.  I am not a piece of meet to tenderise....

In light of a conversation with a colleague and friend today, I noted outcalls are not nearly as popular as they used to be. My friend replied, "probably due to there being much nicer establishments to go to these days." To which I agreed, and added, "correct, and maybe due to so many hotels needing swipe card access." Back in my day, (I love saying that), you could rock up to any hotel and go straight to the room via elevator. There was a sort of sexy saunter / strut you did. A purposeful walk of, "I belong here" so as not to draw unwanted attentions of the concierge and reception. These days, with hotels upping security measures, you often have to meet your client downstairs in the bar, the lobby or right by the elevator. Which of course could look much more suspicious. "Look at that girl... I bet she is here to corrupt an innocent man!" Correct. She probably is. But that aside. There are many changes in the industry I have noticed o...