Musings of Independent Escort, Amanda Jameson

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Stepping down from being Paradise Club Boss Lady

An open letter as read aloud to my beloved paradise girls. So. Everyone has belief systems. And I fucking love belief systems. They can change they can skewer a bit. But many will stay with you your entire life. I have a few firm beliefs I strive to Live my life by 1. always wait for the person who cooked you a meal, to sit down and take the first bite of Food 2. don't compare yourself to other people, they have their own experiences and path to walk as do you 3. don't say anything behind someone's back you wouldn't say to their face 4. stand up straight, look people in the eye when you address them and have a strong handshake And These two are deeply embedded in me Do the right thing, no matter what, even if it's hard And the big one is, if you are going to do something, hopefully the right thing, do it 120 fuck off percent , if not more. Like give it your all. And if you cannot give it your all, step aside. Especially when so many people depend o

Amanda in Wellington!

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With my compliments

People are funny aren't they? I am not sure if it is because we are more often than not, raised to be polite. But it appears some people, perhaps myself included at times, are not that savvy at accepting compliments. Is it a self esteem thing? I don't think so. I know what I am good at, I know what I am not so good at! My compliments are complimentary. They are sincere. I don't want anything from you, I am not kissing your arse! I am not complimenting you in the hopes I get one back. I am simply sharing an observation with you which just happens to be positive and in your favour. Who me?! S/he squeaks. Yes you. Couldn't be. Then who?! All you have to do, if anything, is say thank you. Often a response when complimenting someone, "I bet you say that to everyone!" Certainly not. I do not believe being disingenuous does anyone any favours. Should you receive a compliment from me, you can be sure that I mean it. I am just as likely to tell

Calm your punting nerves

When I was younger version of myself I was an athlete. Believe it or not. I was amazing. Operative word being 'was'. Prior to any race, be it sprinting or my favourite, the good old 1500m (being what us Kiwis are famous for), I would have a swirl of butterflies in my tummy. People have never scared me. Fear of failure or success did. (Analyse this...) I hated it. I loved running though. And I knew once the initial "eeeeek!" sensation prior to a race would be quashed due to the race commencing; the butterflies would magically fly away. I would think later, "I can't believe I was so anxious about that!" It was fine. No one died. And typically I won. Now. As I understand that feeling, perhaps this is why I am so empathetic when it comes to clients mentioning they are nervous. I am the first person to say "it's just me! Honestly there is nothing to be nervous about." (I am nothing if not humble and down to earth) but it's not

How to REALLY go down on a Woman

The Do List (in no real particular order) Ensure your mouth is moist, a dry mouth will not encourage smooth licks Kiss your lady's inner thighs Look appreciatively at her womanly bits Breathe in her sexiness Smile and kiss her gently Run your wet tongue slowly up her pussy And run it back down Use the flat of your tongue Use the tip of your tongue Draw her clit into your mouth and suck on it gently Hold her hands under her bottom Worship her body Trace your fingers over her thighs Listen to her breathing Kiss, lick, suck, repeat Run your mouth over her pussy without your tongue, just your lips Tell her she tastes and smells amazing The Do NOT List Bite Suck on clit super hard Push your stubble against her Spit onto or into her huha Use fingers without permission

Seen it all before...

You know when you go to the doctor with certain body parts, and to appease your dignity, they might say "don't worry, I've seen it all before." Well. Guess what sexy. So have we. We really don't care if your cock sways to the left We don't worry if you are cross eyed We will never laugh if you have a lisp We won't roll our eyes if you have a nervous tick We don't mind if you have a colostomy bag We will help you get dressed if you are other wise abled We have seen it all before. We don't care if you are extremely handsome We don't care if you have dreamy eyes We don't care if your voice has a southern drawl We don't care if you have abs of steel We don't care if your cock is the size of your forearm. We have seen it all before.