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Funny things we hear....

Funny comments some of us working gals are privy to and our thoughts ...

Him: How long have you been doing this for?
Escort: Oh about 5 minutes

Him: I promise I won't bite
Escort: I might!

Him:I want the PSE
Escort: Hold on and buckle up
Also him: Slow down! What's the hurry!!

Him: Got any toys?
Escort: pulls out a yoyo

Him: Why don't u do Greek?
Escort: It's not my cup of tea

Him: I want to make you cum!
Escort: I'm already here!

Him: Your photos don't do you justice !
Escort: Looks up, smiles and thanks goodness they don't do too much...

Him: You are going to make me cum!
Escort: Oh (smiles devilishly)
Him: Too late... hey! You did that on purpose
Escort: Oh! (Polishes imaginary halo)

Him: You are going to make me cum!
Escort: Oh (smiles innocently)
Him: Hey! Too late you did that on purpose
Escort: (Devil horns)

Escort:Take your towel off
Escort: It's easier if we are naked
Escort: Why are you wearing your underpants!! Get chore arse back in the shower !!

Him: I just had a shower!!
Escort: That's nice
Him: I literally just had one
Escort: That's nice

Him: I shaved these for you!
Escort: THANK YOU!!!

Him: Ooh stick your finger in my arse babe, play with my arse babe
Escort: (Looks at bare finger and grimaces)
How about no?!

Him: But how old are you really?
Escort: Old enough to know what I want, young enough to still get it

Him: If I were you
Escort: You aren't
Him: Yeah but if I were you ...

Him: You should reply RIGHT away not leave clients hanging
Escort: (does quick maths) I only have one vagina... I was probably playing with it.

(Times drawing to a close)
Him: Ooh can we do it again?
Escort: Would u like to extend?
Him: Just about five minutes?
Escort: Just another 100 kicker?

Him: Can you tie me up?
Escort: Yes I can. Pass me your tie

Him: Do u have a boyfriend?
Escort: Yes

Him: Do u have a boyfriend
Escort: No

Him: Do you see clients out of work?
Escort: No

Him: Have you ever recognised a client
Escort: I never forget a face or cock I have sucked before

Him: How old are you Really ?
Escort: 84 - good surgeon eh?

Him: Yes.... but, what is your REAL name?
Escort: Princess Gertrude of the south sea, but you may call me Goddess

Him: Do your parents know you do this
Escort: They got me my first job

Him: Do ur parents know you do this?
Escort: Do yours ?




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