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A day in the life of an escort

You may wonder what actually happens prior to your visit with an independent. You may picture your chosen lady as a lady of leisure, waiting for your call. Perhaps you envision her chilled out like a goddess on a chaise lounge seat, indulging in some grapes, swanned over dripping in pearls. Or you may think "golly, escorts make quite a bit of money per hour." Yes we do. If you look at it like that. But that would mean the rest of what we do is unpaid, and trust me, it all adds up. There is a heck of a lot that goes on behind the scenes prior to and after your visit.

The first thing that needs to be done, is of course, maintenance and upkeep of appearances. I say this is the first thing, but only due to not being able to effectively market oneself if you don't look like a lady of appeal. This entails not just the typical hair and make up you see before you. Oh no... This can and probably entails:

~ Hair appointments
~ Facials (not those ones cheeky!)
~ Make up
~ The gym
~ Manicures and pedicures

Not to mention, clothes, outfits, costumes, special requests, shoes and lingerie.
Ordering clothes online, or worse! Going into a lingerie shop and having to try them all on. Same goes with shoes, and trying to find a pair of stockings that look like stockings, not inner thigh decapitators (the struggle is real)


STOCKING UP ON NECCESSITIES
~ Tissues
~ Body wash
~ Colognes
~ Mouth wash
~ Health Consumables


STOCKING UP ON THE OTHER NECCESSITIES
~ Cleaners
~ Beverages
~ Costumes and Toys
~ the list goes on


THE ENDLESS CLEANING PRIOR TO AND AFTER EACH ONE
~ Wiping surfaces
~ Disinfecting
~ Vacuuming
~ Glassware
~ Refilling the body washes
~ Removing and disposing of used consumables
~ Polishing taps
~ Cleaning bathrooms in general
~ Fluffing pillows
~ Disinfecting toys used
~ the list also goes on


ADVERTISING & MARKETING (an ongoing process)
~ Updating hours on personal website
~ Converse with account managers on directories and internet marketing platforms
~ Replying to emails, texts and phone calls if required
~ Setting up photo shoots
~ Doing photo shoots
~ Updating website / blog to stay up to date
~ Social media


GENERAL PLANNING
~ Organizing appointments and time management
~ Plotting promotions if so desire
~ Brainstorming the viability and suitability of touring
~ Sourcing special request outfits
~ and more


PAPERWORK & ACCOUNTING
~ Keeping accurate records of bookings
~ Double checking this is accurate
~ Banking
~ Paying taxes and working out GST
~ Meetings with accountants
~ and more


FAIRLY REGULARLY WE HAVE TO:
~ File our nails so they don't scratch you
~ Go for our health check (and so should you)
~ Restock up on the consumables we use in every booking
~ Check towels, sheets and pillow cases are still of a high standard
~ Update our photo shoots
~ If we use it, social media needs to be addressed
~ Travel to outcalls
~ Pay income tax and GST


JUST BEFORE YOU TURN UP TO SEE A GODDESS:
~ Light oil burner, deodorise rooms
~ Get music playlist ready
~ Light candles, turn on lamps
~ Ensure there are two matching glasses for your complimentary beverage
~ Shave legs, and other areas to be smooth as silk
~ Ensure hair is fresh and clean, and looks lovely
~ Make up done to precision
~ Run about and make sure the bedroom is immaculate
~ Slide into some high heels
~ Clear our throat, smooth our skirt, smile and get ready to say "Howdy! Fancy seeing YOU here!"


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